Needing insurance is like needing a parachute. If it isn’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing it again.
Do Transformers buy life insurance or car insurance?
An insurance agent went to a museum and accidentally knocked over a statue. Museum Administrator: “That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken!” Insurance Agent: “Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
An insurance agent was questioning a cowboy who was applying for a policy. Agent: “Ever had an accident?” Cowboy: “Nope” Agent: “Not even one?” Cowboy: “Nope. Rattler bit me once though” Agent: “And you don’t call that an accident?” Cowboy: “Nope, the dang varmint done it on purpose!”
Boss: “You must be crazy! How can you issue a life insurance policy to a 108-year-old man?” Employee: “As you told me, I applied all the proper statistical tests. Not a single 108-year-old man has died in the last five years!
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